Fifty Shades of Grey Drinking Game

Fifty Shades of Grey: The Drinking Game

Because at this point, booze may be the only way to get through the rest of this book.

One Drink:

• "Oh my"
• "Double Crap"
• "Mighty _____," particularly "mighty fine."  (Who even says this?)
• Christian's "long fingers" are mentioned
• "My subconscious."
• someone gasps  (no seriously you will be amazed by how often this happens)
• absurd product placement (cars, tea, computers, etc. mentioned in excessive brand detail)
• Ana "flushes" or "blushes"
• Grey's pants hang "in that way"
• gift-giving disproportionate to the relationship
• unnecessary lists of three (one adjective or metaphor is more than sufficient most of the time, E.L. James)
• Ana refers to her roommate by her full name, Katherine Kavanagh, rather than simply "Kate."

Two Drinks:

• Ana is painfully ignorant to the point that you have to forcefully suspend your disbelief
• "Inner goddess"
• "Laters, ____."
• Grey does something so pretentious/ridiculous you have to stop reading to laugh. 

Bottoms-Up:

• You are actively offended.
• Unnecessary ellipse ("…")
• Someone refers to sex as "doing it."
• Someone refers to a part of the anatomy ambiguously as "…there." 

Round for the Whole House:

• A sexual act feels non-consensual to you.