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Friday, October 19, 2012

Things I Don't Understand

1. Brides who bring their fiances wedding dress shopping

2. Mark Rothko

3. Joel Schumacher

4. Popcorn balls

5. Those little silicon packets

6. Jim Carey's face

7. Mondays

8. Pizza with pineapple

9. Pomegranates

10. "Do not remove under penalty of law."

ETA: I also don't understand chihuahuas.

4 comments:

  1. 1) Veronica took me wedding dress shopping, but it was just for a $1 pattern to send to her mom.

    2) Who?

    3) What's to understand? He makes crappy movies.

    4) I LOVE popcorn balls. We even made some last year...though they weren't...good :-)

    5) Fair point.

    6) Also, fair, since he seems capable of turning it into so many other faces.

    7) It's the day after Sunday but before Tuesday.

    8) It's delicious, especially with Canadian Bacon. But you can misunderstand Canadian bacon, since it's just ham.

    9) They're definitely too complicated to bother with.

    10) Also fair.

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    1. 1.) That…does not count. Though I still don't think the groom should see it. Mostly I just get annoyed with the fiances who appear on Say Yes to the Dress.

      2.) A painter. His stuff is boring and pointless and meaningless to me. It looks like he was testing colors and then called it art.

      3.) But I don't understand how anyone could be that bad.

      4.) They're gross! And they were the biggest let-down when I was trick-or-treating as a kid. I remember one year I got like 4 or 5 of them!

      5.) Right?

      6.) His face is made of silly putty.

      7.) Yeah I don't understand who would want to have that day. It needs to go.

      8.) I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA LA! lol no seriously I can't stand pineapple on my pizza and it blew my mind when I worked in a pizza restaurant that this was like the 3rd most popular after cheese pizza and pepperoni pizza. Noooooo.

      9.) Exactly. There is so little fruit! It's basically just seeds.

      10.) It's like it's there to tempt me. They know that simply by putting that absurd label there, they're challenging me to remove it when they're not looking.

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  2. I'm copy-cating...

    1. Because they're too insecure and feel like they need their future husband's approval? Which clearly isn't very healthy...

    2. Let's just throw in Jackson Pollack as well.

    3. Ehh... I don't know him.

    4. I dislike those almost as much as I dislike caramel apples.

    5. Humidity control? Eh, best guess.

    6. ...is like play-doh.

    7. I loathe Mondays entirely.

    8. Not really the greatest combination.

    9. Actually one of my fav fruits. I just had de-seeding them.

    10. Wow, I haven't seen one of those in awhile...

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    1. 1.) Yeah I honstly don't get that.

      2.) Agreed.

      3.) Singlehandedly removed everry iota of dignity from the batman franchise, not to be restored again until the work of one, Cris Nolan.

      4.) Now caramel apples I like, though candied apples repulse me.

      5.) There's altogether too many of them with no label to explain what they do.

      6.) Yes.

      7.) Yes.

      8.) And yet so popular! (See previous response to Ben's comment.)

      9.) But what is left after you de-seed them????

      10.) They mock me.

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